What Is That?

Host: “Hello. How ar..”

Guest: “Do you have a wait?”

Host: “Yes, it’s about twent…”

Guest: “Is the outside open?”

Host: “Yes, seating in the garden is avail…”

Guest: “We want to sit outside”

Host: “Ok, so how…”

Guest: “There are six of us”

Host: “Ok, let me have you put in your num…”

Guest: “Will you just call my name out, or what?”

Host: “Let me have you put in your number and…”

Guest: “Oh, I just put in my number here? My cell phone number?”

Host: “Yes, and we’ll give you a call when…”

Guest: “You’ll call my phone?”

Guest enters number

Host: “And what’s your na…”

Guest: “Oh, and my name is Jessica”

Host: “Ok. We’ll give you a call when…”

Guest: “Where’s your bathroom?”

The host angles her body toward the direction of the bathroom.

Host: “It’s straight ba….”

Guest: “I’m going to the bathroom, who’s coming?” (looking back at her friends)

Two of her friends go with her. The other three pivot on the spot, unsure what to do.

Host: “You guys are welcome to wait at…”

Guest: “Hey, can we just wait at the bar?” (Jessica asked walking back to the host stand)

Host: “Absolutely” (smiles)

Speaking ahead of someone who is answering your questions while refusing to let that person complete one single sentence. What is tha…?

 

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